国外也有段子手：擦干泪不要怕，国王杯要出局啦！

2017/10/15 15:29:11 sports8.net 互联网

我还记得，在一个国家的首都，有一位体态微胖身着西装的长者曾经说过：“我绝对不知道我一个把那不勒斯带到欧联的教练，怎么就来马德里了。我说另请高明吧，但是老佛爷告诉我高层已经研究决定了。于是我就来到了马德里。”

“当上教练之后我也没有干别的，总共就干了三件事。一是把球队的进攻搞得不像样子，二是国家德比主场输了4个，三是国王杯出局。如果说还有一点成绩就是用废J罗，但这些都是次要的，我主要的就是三件事情。很惭愧，只做了一点微小的工作。”

【官方：皇马国王杯出局】

COMMUNISTkat (葡萄牙球迷)：传真机3-0皇家马德里。(Fax machine 3- madrid 0)

UnitedFaxMachine(曼联传真机)：不是我的锅。(I did nothing wrong)

SnipeCity73(热刺球迷)：你认识皇马传真机吗？你们两个一定能组成完美的智障组合。(Have you met REALMADRIDFAXMACHINE ? You two would make the perfect dysfunctional couple)

TetraDax(皇马球迷)：你们就笑吧，别忘了我们是本赛季国王杯第一支保持不败的球队。(Y'all laugh now, but with that decision we are the first team this season to remain undefeated in the Copa Del Rey.)

Sqn420(皇马球迷)：他说风雨中这点痛算什么，擦干泪，不要怕，国王杯要出局啦。(HAHA I LOVE IT)

ArabicVoltaire(巴萨球迷)：是时候把这个贴出来了。年度最佳动图。(Time to post this again. Gif of 2015)

(图)如《水手》一样万能的GIF

Bannedb4this(阿森纳球迷)：与巴萨赛后，贝尼特斯说：“我再也不想被这样羞辱了。”切里舍夫：“好的教练。”(Benitez (after Barca loss) : I never want to be humiliated like that again Cheryshev : I got your back, boss)

STL47(皇马球迷)：一个首都球队，毫无利己的动机，把加泰人民的三冠王事业当做自己的事业，这是什么精神？(Real doing their part for Barca's treble)

【利物浦6-1血洗圣徒，斯图梅开二度，詹外脚背风骚助攻】

Likelatin_(利物浦球迷)：0-1的时候我走进电梯，等我出电梯的时候斯图里奇已经梅开二度了。不说了我先回电梯了(I got in the elevator at my building, and by the time I got out (I live on the top floor) Sturridge had scored twice. I'm going back in the elevator)

IAltroUomo(利物浦球迷)：你还在里面吗？已经5-1了。(Ur still in? Its 5-1 now.)

letissgoals(南安普顿球迷)：足球？爱过。(don't even like football anyway)

(图)詹俊：“这个外脚背，我给满分！”

Aweirdcloth(阿森纳球迷)：魔笛这球传的真好！(What a ball from Modric!)

Leaudric(皇马球迷)：天哪……渣叔究竟为利物浦带来了什么啊(What...the....hell did klopp do to Liverpool O.o)

IceVest(利物浦球迷)：自信。久违的自信。(Gave them confidence. Severely lacking for a long time.)

【保级大战，切尔西0-1伯恩茅斯】

bigderivative(英格兰球迷)：我觉得切尔西下赛季还是有机会夺冠的。主要就看伯恩利和诺丁汉森林的引援质量了。(I still think Chelsea will win the league next season. It's just whether Burnley and Nottingham Forest have a good window.)

The_White_Django(纽卡球迷)：赛季初你要是告诉我我们只落后切尔西4位，我肯定觉得你疯了。谢谢穆帅(If you had told me at the start of the season we'd be 4 places below Chelsea nearly half-way through the season, I'd have called you crazy. But look at us now, thank you based Mourinho)

Phigo50(热刺球迷)：欧冠大胜马卡比之后，大家都说以前那个切尔西回来了。还真回来了！(They all said Chelsea were "back" after that CL win a few weeks back. Oh well!)

RtardDAN(曼联球迷)：记得莫耶斯时期，都说我们是最烂的卫冕冠军。现在告诉我最烂的卫冕冠军是谁？大声点我听不见！(Remember when people were saying we were the worst champions ever under moyes? Now who?)

gulpgulp(曼联球迷)：切尔西，一家无私奉献的俱乐部。(Chelsea are a club that just keep on giving)

emptyheady(曼联球迷)：对，就像罗宾汉一样，劫枪济贫。(Give points to the poor, steal points from Arsenal. Like Robinhood.)